Adventures in Ubuntu
I have always been fascinated by Linux. Partly because the idea of a free OS makes my wallet drool, and partly because knowing your way around linux garners one mad stacks of geek points. And I love me some geek points.
But it always ended there: fascination. I never really learned anything about using linux because it was just so alien. I once installed a distribution of Mandrake linux on an old PC, and messed around in it long enough to figure out how to change the desktop image. But I never did anything more advanced than that. That is because I couldn’t figure OUT how to do anything else. I promise you that I am not stupid. I just lack tenacity. And I realize that the reason I never went further in linux is because I did not take the time to learn. (This is the same reason I am not a ninja.). So when I heard about Ubuntu, I thought “This might be my chance.”
Ubuntu, as you probably know, is being touted as the linux world’s greatest hope at a Windows killer. It is a distro of linux that is geared at being an “average user” desktop OS replacement. So that is the way I decided approached it: as an average Joe user. Let me preface that by mentioning that when I decide to do something, I usually research it in depth before beginning. GREAT depth. (I have 4 books on blacksmithing that I have read cover to cover for instance. But I have yet to try to forge anything.) I would muddle through as best I could unless I absolutely HAD to look something up. I wanted to give Ubuntu a chance to show me what it could do.
My first attempt was several months ago. I downloaded an ISO, burned it, slapped a new HD in and fired it up. The system started right up, and began launching Ubuntu. (Let me take a moment here: Ubuntu looks awesome. Every part of it looks to have received some love from a talented graphic designer. Kudos.) It is a live cd/install, so a few seconds later I was looking at the fully functional Ubuntu desktop. How neat! Once there, I could either poke around or begin installing Ubuntu to the hard drive. Since I already had a drive sitting there waiting for it, I decided to proceed with the full install. And that is where I hit my first snag. I was able to launch the installer, and get a good clip into it… until I needed to type something. Apparently, my Logitech MX combo (which is like 5 years old, by the way) confused Ubuntu. Funny, because my BIOS doesn’t have any problem with it at all. At any rate – I couldn’t type. So I had to hard reset, and hook the PS2 tail for my MX up. I rebooted and continued on through the installation with no further issues.
So now I was to the point where I could really start getting my hands dirty. I started with some basic web browsing (I hope you caught that). And that was where I hit my SECOND snag. I pointed my browser to Google video, only to have it tell me I was missing the Flash plugin. “No problem!” I thought. “I’ll just install it!” Ha ha!
If you are familiar with linux, you are already laughing at me. And let me say to all the linux gurus out there: Yes, I know about Synaptic now. But did I then? No, I didn’t. Nor should I have HAD to. So let us look at this from an average user perspective:
Scenario:
I am Joe user. I visit Google Video. Google Video tells me I need Flash player to view videos. They have a link so I can get it. It takes me to a page that tells me to download an RPM with instructions on how to install it. Those instructions include the words:
“In terminal, navigate to the desktop and type # rpm -Uvh {rpm_package_file}. Click Enter. (Note: This must be done as a root user). ”
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Now, the terminal doesn’t scare me. But I mean come on. That is insane. Joe user isn’t even going to know what the “terminal” is! Installations on Windows have never been that convoluted. For that matter, installations in DOS are easier than that! (“Setup. Enter.”). Now, I have since learned that the RIGHT way to do this is to open one of the two package managing programs in Ubuntu, connect to the correct repository (which requires research), find the damn thing (which requires research), and install it and its dependencies (which requires research). And once it is installed it may or may not have a link to it from the menu, so you might not even be able to figure out how to launch it after it is installed. You would assume that with all this imposed structure and management of installers, the programs themselves would be more likely to “work”. That is because you are a moron, and have learned nothing so far. All of that hopping around and opening terminals might well let you install something that will not run in your particular linux environment. So here is my question: Why don’t you let - oh I don’t know – THE COMPUTER do all the stupid “finding the right repositories” and “apt get” and “put a link here” crap. In fact, why not make the repositories system tie into links so I could just click a link and (after asking me if I was sure I wanted to install the program), it would go do all the rest? What is the difference if the computer does it versus me? I mean if it is a malicious program, it is going to be JUST as malicious if I install it by hand as opposed to the system.
So, in great frustration, I put Ubuntu down again. I was just too pissed off. Too pissed off to even THINK about delving in again. That was until I heard about Compiz…


















